BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. No you cant do that! Leave this house! Feel nothing. Like a gay republican! And Im still here! . The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Anthony King By the time you read this note. Put er there! CHARLES: Im glad you like it. DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Im a part of this too! Theyre gonna be my new best friends! Then they . CHARLES: Delia! BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! She needs somebody to help her get past all this. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. We cant hide this anymore. LYDIA: Were not a family. PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. You asked me, I'm answering. OKAY? Why is Ohio so powerful?! Welcome, welcome, welcome! BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! (draws door.) Act I 1. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! Lift with your back! Use their user talk pages. Let me point you to the right page. ADAM: Oh! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . Dead Mom loved our house. Hes a monster. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! BARBARA: I was too! It's not about that. I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. (closes door.) Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. Please, forgive me! Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! (to audience.) LYDIA: We made a good team! MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. DELIA: About that. Welcome to our model home. I asked you to send me a sign. You are tougher than you look. Maxie Dean loves shrimp! I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! Look, I know things have been difficult-. (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Afraid Id marry her? Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. But what if it doesnt last? Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? BEETLEJUICE: No. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. Beebleboose! Yes book? But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? What do I always say about doubt? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. Uh, hey! Lets spin the wheel. Yeah. All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. Then I guess theres no rush! Lydia: I am alone. And this, this is a business dinner! CHARLES: I see! CHARLES: Youre right. Knock three times. And Ill admit. BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). BEETLEJUICE: Woah! Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Im just saying its not stupid. It has to stop. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. Chapter 1: The Netherworld. ADAM: Oh god! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. Draw a door, go home! They can never take it away! Netherworld. AGHHHHHH! Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. DELIA: Oh! BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. LYDIA: I cant open it. I need a wife. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . 1."I am alone. Home Monologues from Musicals. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. To the dead. ADAM: So, crazy story. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. This book is dangerous! Well that wouldve been good to know. So, I have an idea. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. OH GOD! More about Lydia . CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. Playing hardball, huh? It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. Yes, I love that man of mine. No one likes it, throw it out.. . ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! It sayswe should draw a door. DELIA: Knock Knock! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . And I want everyone here to know it. LYDIA: Oh. ADAM Hey old girl! Girl, just say it three times in a row. Dad, n-no you cant do that. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. About Lydia. Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. LYDIA: Im not going back! So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. LYDIA: What are you talking about? who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . What if shes possessed? DELIA: Nope! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. It's from the store! Maybe I should answer for her. ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) My name is Lydia Deetz. Just put me in the game. And Id like us to be a family. And he's to blame. Theyre queens! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . DELIA: Yeah! Its not a real marriage. Whats a matter Chuck? 119. My guruOtho! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! All you gotta do is say my name. CHARLES: HELLO! You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. I'm totally enchanted. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. I guess Ill just go. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. All you gotta do is say my name. In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Delia? BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! See that tiny little house up there? ADAM: Kill?!??!? MAXINE: OH STOP! Thats why Im doing this. (MOVERS move in furniture.) | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. Hes my white whale. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. I accept you. What does that mean? In a haunted house, all alone! I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. This is gonna be great. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! You died together. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! BEETLEJUICE: Quick! Mr. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. . BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. JUNO: STOP! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! You said you would help us! Every bit of it. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? CHARLES: What? ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. We are father, daughter, and Delia. Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. LYDIA: Im alone. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. We will just have to do this without her. MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! BARBARA: So, now what? This house is actually pretty interesting. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! CHARLES: I already did change. Hide! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. And they eat ghosts. YES I DO! A fall from that height? Lydia. DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! But, its worth it. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? Whatd you do!? OTHO: I dont know. Ah! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. But you can. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. Maybe nothing has to change. Wheres your handbook? Im going to find mom! But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. Thats why youre here. You know? MAXINE: See? AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? Beetlejuice - Musical. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Because I dont think we can. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! OTHO: Its Kevin! LYDIA: It could be both. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. Barbara! I am utterly alone. BEETLEJUICE: OH! Here goes nothing. What an effervescent young lady you are. MAXINE: And hell do it! And also, I dont model anymore. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) BARBARA: I think so! FORESHADOWING. Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! do not like him! DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . ADAM: Yeah. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . ADAM: Woah. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? Okay, new plan. About the future. 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